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HAVE YOU SEEN ME? I WAS STOLEN IN MIAMI FLORIDA 11/9/2007
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Reaper Jim Jones
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NAME: "Jim Jones"
ED. #1 of 7
Height 19"
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ITEM NUMBER:
STOLEN 11/9/2007
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$475.00
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Jim Jones was called to be a Grim Reaper after his untimely death in a freak accident in 1942 involving a light socket and a vibrator, during a routine electrical inspection at the Dumas Brothel in Butte, Montana. Witnesses to the unfortunate demise said that if Jim had been wearing all his clothes, instead of insisting on doing the inspection in the nude, he might have survived the calamitous incident.
His death was completely unscheduled, and his arrival at the Pearly Gates caught everyone by surprise. As a result, Jim was given several tasks to which he was spectacularly unsuited prior to his assignment as a reaper.
In the years following his appointment, Jim proved to be a highly efficient reaper. His most prized collection was the soul of the town’s former mayor Attorney Robert Poore, who had hypocritically condemned a retired call girl from LA who was trying to restore the now defunct Dumas Brothel as a museum for her nonprofit organization.
THIS DOLL CHARACTER IS CONSIDERED STOLEN PROPERTY. IF YOU SEE THIS DOLL OR IF YOU KNOW THE LOW LIFE SCUMBAG WHO STOLE IT, PLEASE CONTACT ME:
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Reaper Slim Pickens
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NAME: "Slim Pickens"
ED. #2 of 7
Height 19"
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-SKCR0010302-7
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$475.00
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Slim Pickens was called to be a Grim Reaper after his untimely death in a freak accident in 1942 involving a light socket and a vibrator, during a routine electrical inspection at the Dumas Brothel in Butte, Montana. Witnesses to the unfortunate demise said that if Slim had been wearing all his clothes, instead of insisting on doing the inspection in the nude, he might have survived the calamitous incident.
His death was completely unscheduled, and his arrival at the Pearly Gates caught everyone by surprise. As a result, Slim was given several tasks to which he was spectacularly unsuited prior to his assignment as a reaper.
In the years following his appointment, Slim proved to be a highly efficient reaper. His most prized collection was the soul of the town’s former mayor Attorney Robert Poore, who had hypocritically condemned a retired call girl from LA who was trying to restore the now defunct Dumas Brothel as a museum for her nonprofit organization.
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Reaper Tim Dickens
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NAME: "Tim Dickens"
ED.# 3 of 7
Height 19"
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-SKCR0010303-7
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$475.00
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Tim Dickens was called to be a Grim Reaper after his untimely death in a freak accident in 1942 involving a light socket and a vibrator, during a routine electrical inspection at the Dumas Brothel in Butte, Montana. Witnesses to the unfortunate demise said that if Tim had been wearing all his clothes, instead of insisting on doing the inspection in the nude, he might have survived the calamitous incident.
His death was completely unscheduled, and his arrival at the Pearly Gates caught everyone by surprise. As a result, Tim was given several tasks to which he was spectacularly unsuited prior to his assignment as a reaper.
In the years following his appointment, Tim proved to be a highly efficient reaper. His most prized collection was the soul of the town’s former mayor Attorney Robert Poore, who had hypocritically condemned a retired call girl from LA who was trying to restore the now defunct Dumas Brothel as a museum for her nonprofit organization.
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Reaper Gabriel
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NAME: "Gabriel"
ED.# 4 of 7
Height 19"
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-SKCR0010304-7
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$475.00
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Gabriel was called to be a Grim Reaper after his untimely death in a freak accident in 1942 involving a light socket and a vibrator, during a routine electrical inspection at the Dumas Brothel in Butte, Montana. Witnesses to the unfortunate demise said that if Gabriel had been wearing all his clothes, instead of insisting on doing the inspection in the nude, he might have survived the calamitous incident.
His death was completely unscheduled, and his arrival at the Pearly Gates caught everyone by surprise. As a result, Gabriel was given several tasks to which he was spectacularly unsuited prior to his assignment as a reaper. In the years following his appointment, Gabriel proved to be a highly efficient reaper. His most prized collection was the soul of the town’s former mayor Attorney Robert Poore, who had hypocritically condemned a retired call girl from LA who was trying to restore the now defunct Dumas Brothel as a museum for her nonprofit organization.
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Reaper Michael Smith
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NAME: "Michael Smith"
ED. #5 of 7
Height 19"
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-SKCR0010305-7
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$475.00
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Michael Smith was called to be a Grim Reaper after his untimely death in a freak accident in 1942 involving a light socket and a vibrator, during a routine electrical inspection at the Dumas Brothel in Butte, Montana. Witnesses to the unfortunate demise said that if Michael had been wearing all his clothes, instead of insisting on doing the inspection in the nude, he might have survived the calamitous incident.
His death was completely unscheduled, and his arrival at the Pearly Gates caught everyone by surprise. As a result, Michael was given several tasks to which he was spectacularly unsuited prior to his assignment as a reaper. In the years following his appointment, Michael proved to be a highly efficient reaper. His most prized collection was the soul of the town’s former mayor Attorney Robert Poore, who had hypocritically condemned a retired call girl from LA who was trying to restore the now defunct Dumas Brothel as a museum for her nonprofit organization.
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Reaper Fitzgerald
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NAME: "Fitzgerald"
ED.# 6 of 7
Height 19""
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-SKCR0010306-7
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$475.00
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Fitzgerald was called to be a Grim Reaper after his untimely death in a freak accident in 1942 involving a light socket and a vibrator, during a routine electrical inspection at the Dumas Brothel in Butte, Montana. Witnesses to the unfortunate demise said that if Fitz had been wearing all his clothes, instead of insisting on doing the inspection in the nude, he might have survived the calamitous incident.
His death was completely unscheduled, and his arrival at the Pearly Gates caught everyone by surprise. As a result, Fitz was given several tasks to which he was spectacularly unsuited prior to his assignment as a reaper.
In the years following his appointment, Fitz proved to be a highly efficient reaper. His most prized collection was the soul of the town’s former mayor Attorney Robert Poore, who had hypocritically condemned a retired call girl from LA who was trying to restore the now defunct Dumas Brothel as a museum for her nonprofit organization.
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Reaper Vladimir Dink
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NAME: "Vladimir Dink"
ED.# 7 of 7
Height 19"
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ITEM NUMBER:
050807-SKCR0010307-7
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$475.00
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Vladimir Dink was called to be a Grim Reaper after his untimely death in a freak accident in 1942 involving a light socket and a vibrator, during a routine electrical inspection at the Dumas Brothel in Butte, Montana. Witnesses to the unfortunate demise said that if Dinky had been wearing all his clothes, instead of insisting on doing the inspection in the nude, he might have survived the calamitous incident.
His death was completely unscheduled, and his arrival at the Pearly Gates caught everyone by surprise. As a result, Dinky was given several tasks to which he was spectacularly unsuited prior to his assignment as a reaper.
In the years following his appointment, Dinky proved to be a highly efficient reaper. His most prized collection was the soul of the town’s former mayor Attorney Robert Poore, who had hypocritically condemned a retired call girl from LA who was trying to restore the now defunct Dumas Brothel as a museum for her nonprofit organization.
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